I painted the Swedish weather pretty black in my previous post. This was perhaps a bit too hasty. The past week has been blessed with the most amazing sunshine and autumn colouring. It’s like an artist’s hand has swooped across the country, turning all the leaves of all the trees orange, yellow and crimson red – while colouring the sky light blue with streaks of white . When you live in Sweden you’re not exactly spoiled with beautiful weather – indeed, you have to crawl through half of the year in darkness and ruthless cold – but on days like these, I feel overwhelmed by the simple, staggering beauty of it all. Which is also why I posted some pictures of some of our gorgeous landscape.
But that’s not why I write. More exotic to me than the Swedish autumn was the security check at the Ben Gurion International Airport in Tel Aviv, Israel, that I had to undergo two weeks ago, and which I said in my last post that I would tell you more about.
The security check was quite the experience. Thorough is just the beginning. It took an hour and a half and led to the complete repackaging of my belongings (thankfully, though, I was spared the full body search).
I arrived in the departures hall two and a half hours before my flight, and found myself at the tail end of a long line of Hasidic Jews (who were travelling to New York City on a chartered plane, as one of them kindly informed me). Hundreds of overdressed men with peyos (curly sideburns), identical round hats and heavy black overcoats were crowding in front of me, making me wonder how I’d ever make it to the first security check on time. But luckily the Israeli airport knows how to handle its security efficiently. At the head of the human snake were five or six young girls, who briefly interviewed each passenger, sending them on to different security tracks based on their answers. There are six tracks in all. Track 1 is pretty much reserved for Israeli Jews; track 6, I think, is for the bearded Arab unfortunately called Osama.
I was questioned by a young, cheerful girl, who was all friendliness and smiles and asked her questions with the kind of enthusiasm that makes you think she is personally interested in your answers. This is how our conversation went:
“Hello! Where are you flying to?”
“My final destination is Stockholm. But I’m stopping over in Budapest.”
“So are you Swedish?” (she smiles and her eyes become big with feigned interest)
“Yes, I’m Swedish.” (she checks my passport to make sure).
“So what were you doing in Israel?”
“I was visiting my girlfriend. She’s studying in the Ulpan (the school for Modern Hebrew) in Jerusalem.”
“Oh fantastic! How did you like Israel? Did you enjoy it?!”
“Yeah, I really did. It’s a fascinating country.”
“Do you speak Hebrew?” (she’s still smiling from when she asked the previous question, even though she has completely changed the topic)
“Uh, no, not really. Only the very basics. Like ‘shalom’ and ‘todah’ (thank you)”. (she nods and clearly makes a mental note).
“Okay, really only the very basics…” She says, lowering her gaze.
Apparently I failed the test – nevermind her enthusiastic smiles – as she sent me packing to security track number 5, the second lowest. None of the Hasidic Jews joined me. Only an Israeli Arab with a resigned look on his face.
If the smiling girl was the first station in the security process, the second station involved a massive X-ray machine of spaceship dimensions, into which all my luggage was fed. It was truly an enormous machine – and it made a loud cracking sound when it scanned my possessions, as if it was chewing on them, before literally spitting them out onto the baggage slide behind.
A bit concerned at the rough treatment that my belongings had received, I picked up my bags and continued to a set of counters where another young woman (they were all young women!) was waiting to give my check-in luggage an even more thorough inspection.
Wearing latex gloves and an expression of clinical professionalism, she asked me politely to unpack my big trekking backpack, one item at a time. With penetrating attention she then examined each piece of my possessions, holding them to the light and even using a bomb detecting device to ensure that no bomb-making residue was left on my reading light or mobile phone rechargers. She also removed the lid of a jar of Swiss chocolate spread that I had received as a present (I didn’t tell her it was a present) from Kathrin’s sister, and used a needle to extract a sample of the suspcious substance for chemical analysis in a machine nearby. All this she did with that cool, clinical courtesy that surgeons probably employ as they cut you open.
Her coolness however broke somewhat when she unwrapped a plastic bottle of olive oil that I had procured in the Palestinian city of Nablus.
“Where did you get this?”, she asked with some haste.
“In Nablus. In a market place.”
“What is that? Where is Nablus?”
“Uh…”. I was really puzzled that she didn’t know Nablus, the biggest city in the West Bank. But then I remembered that it also has another name.
“Schem. I got it int Schem”, I said, giving her the city’s Jewish name.
“Schem!? What were you doing in Schem? How did you get to Schem?”
“By car. There was no problem.”
The revelation that I had been to Nablus, and what’s more, purchased a bottle of olive oil that I wanted to take with me on my flight (!), caused no small frenzy behind the counter. She called her manager (who, surprisingly, was male), who came over to personally inspect my olive oil, removing a sample from it, which he smelled and submitted to the bomb detecting machine behind. He asked me whether I had purchased the bottle myself or received it as a gift, and helpfully informed me that passengers had in the past accepted gifts in good faith that turned out to be bombs. I said that I had bought the oil myself and wanted to give it to my mom as a present. He checked my passport, confirmed that I was Swedish and that my strange middle name (Balázs) was acceptably European, and then let me have my contentious olive oil.
As a result of this in-depth inspection, all my stuff – from my socks to a camel figurine bought in Bethlehem (thanks God they didn’t ask me about that one) – had been placed in a mess in a plastic box, so I had to spend a good few minutes putting it all back into my backpack in order. The woman with the clinical expression asked me courteously if I needed help packing, and also helped me a bit with the zippers when she felt it was taking me too long.
Then she escorted me to the fourth station – the check-in – where I registered for the flight but was told that I had “too many stickers left” on my passport to be able to leave my luggage with them. Instead I had to haul my luggage over to a special luggage deposit a hundred metres away – a deposit which apparently catered to risk elements – consisting of a big luggage wagon parked in a service elevator, guarded by an old man in suspenders who sat on the floor looking deathly bored. I felt that my luggage had already received sufficient special treatment and didn’t really need to be transported on a VIP elevator, but I appreciated the efficiency of the processing and the fact that all the security staff had been impeccably polite until now.
The staff continued to be polite, but their efficiency fell into doubt, at the next station, where they screened myself and my hand luggage. At this station I found myself in a line with a lot of Europeans, a few Israeli Arabs and one lone Filipina who looked rather out of place. The Europeans were mostly German and French and wore suspiciously bland and loosely hanging clothes. I reflected that this was probably the “presumed Western political activist” line, and that the Arabs and the Filipina had been thrown in for good measure. The line was not particularly long – not longer than at the security checks in normal airports – but it moved terribly slowly. A troop of five or six young Israeli girls were checking the persons and carry-on luggage of every passengers in minute detail. They had us move through the security arch several times and sent our luggage through the X-ray machine several times, after which they scanned our feet with bomb detectors and (naturally) unpacked our bags, checking and scanning each of our possessions as well. The whole processing took forty minutes for me – but it took longer for others, whose baggage gave cause for concern and obliged them to remain for additional checks and questioning. Some ten people were moved ahead in line because the long processing time put them in danger of missing their flights.
Having arrived in the departures hall in good time, I was in no such danger, and strolled on happily from the security check on to the seventh and final station – the passport check (the third one) – where another young woman kindly avoided to stamp my passport before sending me onward to the gates and my awaiting flight to Budapest.
The upshot of the long and thorough security check was that no one was concerned about the excess weight in my luggage. My hand luggage was never weighed (nor were its dimensions measured), and I also do not think that anyone would have minded if my check-in bag had contained a few too many kilos; dealing with it would just have taken a lot of additional time.
I didn’t mind the massive security check too much – nor did I really care that I was profiled as a potential security threat. God knows the Israelis have reason to be afraid and I think they are quite right to be extraordinarily cautious, provided that they treat the passengers politely and respectfully, which they did in my case. Maybe I would have felt more annoyed and frustrated if it had been my third, fourth or fifth time flying out of Israel. I imagine that internationals who fly to and from Israel frequently might feel differently about the 1-2 hour long security check.